Thanks to Kyle Melkert
We know that bats are not rodents. We also know that "Chicken of the Sea" is not chicken. It's called exercising poetic license, and the more it bothers you the more intent we'll be on using it.
Take a deep breath and remember that this site is about a bat who dreamed of flying into space, set to a cheesy starry-eyed rock ballad. If you came here to find the correct scientific taxonomy for something, your Internet is broken.
If you'd like to submit new Space Bat material, or have any questions or comments, then email:email@example.com